Spamming...

I've been collecting spam lately--and actually collecting it on purpose. Sometimes I get weird spams in my mailbox that have the most amazing blurbs before the crap ads, and I've been tinkering with them as found poetry. I also did a search and found I'm not the only one taking notice to the poetic spamming happening; check out this article at the register for more info. It appears some of the lyrical spam is actually a ploy on the part of spam-writers to outwit people's junkmail filters. Oh well, they may outwit my junkmail filter, but I've been reappropriating their words for my own use--and I still refuse to enlarge my penis! ha. Here is a piece I've been working on--I've had to muck around with the spacing so it is unfortunately not spaced as I would like it:

forced fluent delivery

triangular defect doll you are stereotypically snaked in laborious orbit

an ill intern embittered since nursery school

appalling

economic shame

nude predisposition

unattached bruise

southbound

like casual embargo insignificantly protected

an excruciating pinnacle

classically methodological

the multiple mainland

of megalomania

of affirmation

of critically inescapable Roman Catholicism

shunned to qualification

as the ophthalmologist imprints at gunpoint:

dishonour
tonight
the nobleman
glee
fully
tax-exempt

his

paramilitary imposed

compost seed sequences

(trapping fiery and punctured casual accomplishments

his

penchant for parable

misery beginning

bleed the chase

nimble
neat
enlightened

to find hideous feminists reputed to acquiesce but mosaic on a coyote past

overtones mountainous worksheets and a onetime porn muzzle

an impromptu disinfectant shopping-lisp:

formality
profanity

appraisal
abundance

swell
despair

lethal
methodology

fallible
preserver

aftershock
academy

a galaxy knife whistles Buddhism excruciating

a jail freely clones

circumvention is

consciously
insubordinate

a button-hole scholar

a politically correct pussycat

an all-American shoplifter

bumbling towards industrialization

next: a pumpernickel cross-examination with chopsticks:

1. blow confidently indemnity as uncompromising transvestite interest

2. liquefy a speculum joystick patriarchal

3. melt a decree of double-talk

4. mince deceit bitterly until knee-deep in antidote

5. waft pantheism to the nasal academy

6. rot the wicket half-glamorized and hot

7. spatter an everlasting homogenized diet of plutonium

this junkyard impression frequently revels (and is about as punitive as a naive megalomaniac.